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Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:51:24 -0400

My Muse contemplates an employment strategy.

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:44:13 -0400

My Muse contemplates an employment strategy.

Was ‘Sideways’ successful enough to warrant a...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 08:10:38 -0400

Was ‘Sideways’ successful enough to warrant a greeting card?

When Overly Clever Product Names Attack.

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 08:20:00 -0400

When Overly Clever Product Names Attack.

When the sound of a cartoon character singing "Feel Like Makin' Love" with a mechanical larynx makes me laugh so hard that my hippocampus comes shooting out my left nostril, it's officially been a week.

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:13:26 -0400

When the sound of a cartoon character singing "Feel Like Makin' Love" with a mechanical larynx makes me laugh so hard that my hippocampus comes shooting out my left nostril, it's officially been a week.

Killed. Me.

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:45:36 -0400

Killed. Me.

:::wondering if there is a work-study program:::

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:22:00 -0400

:::wondering if there is a work-study program:::

Chat Suck

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:04:00 -0400

me: it's an immutable law of the universe: Suck attracts suck.

Ruprecht : Well ... that and Mariah Carey induces vomiting .....

AsKatKnits: likes that thought process

me: it's an immutable law of the universe: Suck attracts suck.

Ruprecht : We have a majority, then .....

b_c: is confused. What happened to opposites attract? Or are these opposing suck-forces?

me: suck supercedes all. It attracts and repels. Mostly suck finds other suck and combines to form suck to the second power.

girlarsonist: says so does that mean if one has unethical (sucky) friends, one is also sucky?

JustJen: ESPECIALLY TODAY

me: there is some suck residue from an association with suck, yes. Second-hand suck, as it were.

citizenjaney: thinks that suck by association is the worst -- that suck residue never really goes away

b_c: thinks legislators should get ON this problem STAT, and hopes he can make like a remora on an anti-suck PAC aka shark.

b_c: oh wait, that would be "sucking" wouldn't it. Oops.

Me: throwing the government at a suck-remediation effort only would act as a suck accelerant.

b_c: *envisions formation of a super-massive black hole at certain centers of governmental excellence*

me: *envisions Department of Homeland Suck-urity*

Ribbonssays That's why some of us go to the sucky places. We are the cheerleaders of those in suck.

me: there are advantages to cheering for suck - sucking up, as it were. As long as you don't go for Full Metal Suckage.

Ribbons: says no, but I do wear a bullet proof vest when I go.

b_c: prefers to wear a bullet proof monk. Not the Tony Shaloub model though, cause he's just weird. More weird than me, even. Possibly.

me: says well, you've got that going for you, which is nice.

Lolagrrl: says Good one!

Ruprecht: says Frak, Jéfe! You've really started sumpin' here! I may just have to blog about this whole sucky Plurk entry ... !!!

me: says if it's one thing blog readers respond to, it's a full-on suck-a-roo.

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Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:45:58 -0400

This product simultaneously repels and facinates me.

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:41:03 -0400

This product simultaneously repels and facinates me.

Does the world need patriotic snack crackers?

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:52:58 -0400

Does the world need patriotic snack crackers?

It’s Flapjack Friday in the office. With bacon of course.

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:04:03 -0400

It’s Flapjack Friday in the office. With bacon of course.

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Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:29:11 -0400

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Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:23:46 -0400

My Muse knows how to rock a fez.

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:29:44 -0400

My Muse knows how to rock a fez.

It’s a special moment when you realize that you and a...

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:07:00 -0400

It’s a special moment when you realize that you and a friend have unknowingly shared a history with the Infant Jesus of Prague for nearly a decade.

Unless the terrorists attack our pepperoni and mushrooms. Then...

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:46:39 -0400

Unless the terrorists attack our pepperoni and mushrooms. Then it’s on, bitches.

Monster gloves make Jeff pensive.

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:24:56 -0400

Monster gloves make Jeff pensive.

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Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:52:33 -0400

I know how you feel.

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:47:27 -0400

I know how you feel.