Stick a fork in it.side saladthe stewpodcastfacebooklinkedinmyspacetwittertwitstewflickrstewvision aim: sidesaladaimSalad SpinnerTumblr (3.0; @sidesalad)http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/Calendar of Disturbing Santas, Day 3 No one thought John Goodman...<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdeh1jwjqdaJmThWc6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Calendar of Disturbing Santas, Day 3</b></p> <p>No one thought John Goodman as Kurtz in the holiday version of ‘Apocalypse Now’ would succeed. Oh, ye of little faith.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/62798110http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/62798110Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:19:57 -0500Calendar of Disturbing Santas, Day 2 Two words: Eggnog barf.<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdeh1jju60Bt8jBfx9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Calendar of Disturbing Santas, Day 2</b></p> <p>Two words: Eggnog barf.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/62796897http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/62796897Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:10:04 -0500Calendar of Disturbing Santas, Day 1 Any Santa who can afford...<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdeh1jhjbw1ZZeqkwSo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Calendar of Disturbing Santas, Day 1</b></p> <p>Any Santa who can afford plexiglas boxes and clean white sneakers can afford to keep the sleigh running.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/62796663http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/62796663Wed, 03 Dec 2008 08:08:16 -0500Sign says it all.<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdecrfxbq3vh8hD4f9_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sign says it all.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/46308048http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/46308048Sun, 17 Aug 2008 12:52:06 -0400Here, normalcy is the outsider and the deviant and aberrant...<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48974962546a0b85/4896fc97cbd2efa5/2c44269e" id="W4727a250e66f972348974962546a0b85" height="294" width="400"><param value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/48974962546a0b85/4896fc97cbd2efa5/2c44269e" name="movie" /><param value="transparent" name="wmode" /><param value="all" name="allowNetworking" /><param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess" /></object><br/><br/><p>Here, normalcy is the outsider and the deviant and aberrant reign supreme.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44697585http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44697585Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:26:36 -0400We’re looking for stopping power.<object width="400" height="337"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NTQyNjQ5" /><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NTQyNjQ5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="337"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>We’re looking for stopping power.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44692365http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44692365Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:48:50 -0400Word, yo.<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KKTDRqQtPO8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KKTDRqQtPO8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Word, yo.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44691296http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44691296Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:42:58 -0400Walgreens lives the brand typos and all.<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdec8lzhe3O9tvrNMu_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Walgreens lives the brand typos and all.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44656437http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44656437Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:34:09 -0400Scary convenience store faces: Humpty Dumpty DUI<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdec8lgan0Zthu4cXv_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Scary convenience store faces: Humpty Dumpty DUI</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44655165http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44655165Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:19:11 -0400Scary convenience store faces: Cowboy Sausage.<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdec8lb4zq8hg4HdfG_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Scary convenience store faces: Cowboy Sausage.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44654908http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44654908Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:15:15 -0400And you thought the Banana Splits were freaky.<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gJTC_sX5cxs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gJTC_sX5cxs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>And you thought the Banana Splits were freaky.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44653503http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44653503Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:55:53 -0400Two scary words: Walgreens sushi.<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdec21ttvgxYF0JSTQ_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Two scary words: Walgreens sushi.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44130744http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/44130744Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:23:15 -0400Photo<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdebp13yep55FKuNqO_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/43040852http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/43040852Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:36:23 -0400Photo<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdebkrsft4ISf5x4Br_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42746131http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42746131Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:04:31 -0400When your day starts out with almost stepping on lizards doing...<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdebho1cjrhGig94i0_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When your day starts out with almost stepping on lizards doing the nasty the day</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42472122http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42472122Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:56:13 -0400Had enough. Made your point. Thank you.<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdebhht0zqSWz3ncRz_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Had enough. Made your point. Thank you.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42452245http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42452245Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:01:39 -0400Mommy, I want some Goo!<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdebgmlnzxNgKwhDwy_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mommy, I want some Goo!</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42384223http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42384223Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:28:00 -0400Dollar store candy that was overpriced by about 99 cents.<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdebgmhipjS3lfYgs3_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dollar store candy that was overpriced by about 99 cents.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42383936http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42383936Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:25:00 -0400My guess: They’re pubic.<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdebdon2o4h3G1ZiiE_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My guess: They’re pubic.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42126728http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/42126728Sun, 13 Jul 2008 17:02:00 -0400Unexpected root canal for breakfast? Why thank you.<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/Mx4faUPdeb91xuwoytO9smvX_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Unexpected root canal for breakfast? Why thank you.</p>http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/41762896http://sidesalad.tumblr.com/post/41762896Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:15:00 -0400