December 2008
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August 2008
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Aug 17th
WatchWatch
Here, normalcy is the outsider and the deviant and aberrant reign supreme.
Aug 4th
WatchWatch
We’re looking for stopping power.
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July 2008
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ListenMy Muse contemplates an employment strategy.
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June 2008
20 posts
Jun 29th
When the sound of a cartoon character singing... →
Jun 27th
Killed. Me. →
Jun 26th
Jun 26th
Chat Suck
me: it's an immutable law of the universe: Suck attracts suck.
Ruprecht : Well ... that and Mariah Carey induces vomiting .....
AsKatKnits: likes that thought process
me: it's an immutable law of the universe: Suck attracts suck.
Ruprecht : We have a majority, then .....
b_c: is confused. What happened to opposites attract? Or are these opposing suck-forces?
me: suck supercedes all. It attracts and repels. Mostly suck finds other suck and combines to form suck to the second power.
girlarsonist: says so does that mean if one has unethical (sucky) friends, one is also sucky?
JustJen: ESPECIALLY TODAY
me: there is some suck residue from an association with suck, yes. Second-hand suck, as it were.
citizenjaney: thinks that suck by association is the worst -- that suck residue never really goes away
b_c: thinks legislators should get ON this problem STAT, and hopes he can make like a remora on an anti-suck PAC aka shark.
b_c: oh wait, that would be "sucking" wouldn't it. Oops.
Me: throwing the government at a suck-remediation effort only would act as a suck accelerant.
b_c: *envisions formation of a super-massive black hole at certain centers of governmental excellence*
me: *envisions Department of Homeland Suck-urity*
Ribbonssays That's why some of us go to the sucky places. We are the cheerleaders of those in suck.
me: there are advantages to cheering for suck - sucking up, as it were. As long as you don't go for Full Metal Suckage.
Ribbons: says no, but I do wear a bullet proof vest when I go.
b_c: prefers to wear a bullet proof monk. Not the Tony Shaloub model though, cause he's just weird. More weird than me, even. Possibly.
me: says well, you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Lolagrrl: says Good one!
Ruprecht: says Frak, Jéfe! You've really started sumpin' here! I may just have to blog about this whole sucky Plurk entry ... !!!
me: says if it's one thing blog readers respond to, it's a full-on suck-a-roo.
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I know how you feel. →
Jun 3rd
WatchWatch
Eat that, bitches. Even our ballboys are top flight.
Jun 2nd
WatchWatch
I got two words for you: Heartbreak and Kid.
Jun 2nd
Must. Get. One. Of. These. →
Jun 2nd
May 2008
59 posts
May 30th
“If Oprah farted, it probably would help people. People would smell it and say,...”
– Craig Ferguson
May 29th
My career, in seven convenient bullet points. →
May 29th